1. Stop looking. Because you’re never going to find the perfect man. But maybe, just maybe, you’ll find some loon who thinks you’re worth a lifetime of disagreements, laughs, messes, mishaps, pain, hope, cancelled date nights, dreadful chick flicks, stretchmarks, boogers and blow-outs, forgotten anniversaries, and sweet, sweet insanity.
And he’ll be your Mr. Holy Crap Let’s Get Married Again, You Crazy, Crazy Man.
And that will be perfect.